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itsjustooc2012-09-16 12:06 am
thebigmad) wrote in itsjustooc2012-09-16 12:06 am
OoC Riffs #5
[Well, whatever OoC Dr. Forrester's doing, it involve lots and lots and lots of balloons. And party favors. And a giant cake, which Dr. Forrester is finishing the touches on.]
There! Excellent. The party is now ready.
...You're probably all wondering, aren't you. Well! Take a gander at the papers!
[With that he holds up the "Gizmonic Gazette". On the front page is an incredibly unflattering picture of the Nostalgia Critic, with a giant headline above it: "Internet Movie Reviewer Dies, Black Hole Suspected". Underneath it is a smaller headline which says "Molossia Declares National Holiday In Celebration".]
I know, nothing of value is lost, but I do get sentimental when one of my subjects dies suddenly and hilariously. Makes me wish I came up with it myself.
And as for you, well, you're not getting any cake and you're not invited to the "Hooray That One Guy I Don't Like is Dead" party I'm throwing in honor of his death. Mainly because you're stuck in space and all. However~! I am a traditionalist at heart, so I'll be sending something official to you to mark the passing of the Critic.
Frank, get the black-bordered fanfic ready for delivery!
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Uh oh! OoC Dr. Forrester's sending up this edition's riffing, and its a doozy: Chapter 1 of Shoujo Kakumei Sailorsaturn by Gillian von Karmann! Remember, being in iJaG is not required and there is no time limit to finish it!
Of course for those who might want to do something a little less EXTREEEEEEME, Mitchell the GI Joe is still up, running, and waiting to be riffed! Enjoy!
There! Excellent. The party is now ready.
...You're probably all wondering, aren't you. Well! Take a gander at the papers!
[With that he holds up the "Gizmonic Gazette". On the front page is an incredibly unflattering picture of the Nostalgia Critic, with a giant headline above it: "Internet Movie Reviewer Dies, Black Hole Suspected". Underneath it is a smaller headline which says "Molossia Declares National Holiday In Celebration".]
I know, nothing of value is lost, but I do get sentimental when one of my subjects dies suddenly and hilariously. Makes me wish I came up with it myself.
And as for you, well, you're not getting any cake and you're not invited to the "Hooray That One Guy I Don't Like is Dead" party I'm throwing in honor of his death. Mainly because you're stuck in space and all. However~! I am a traditionalist at heart, so I'll be sending something official to you to mark the passing of the Critic.
Frank, get the black-bordered fanfic ready for delivery!
---
Uh oh! OoC Dr. Forrester's sending up this edition's riffing, and its a doozy: Chapter 1 of Shoujo Kakumei Sailorsaturn by Gillian von Karmann! Remember, being in iJaG is not required and there is no time limit to finish it!
Of course for those who might want to do something a little less EXTREEEEEEME, Mitchell the GI Joe is still up, running, and waiting to be riffed! Enjoy!