( This is why you check the pizza before you eat it, Frank. )

Oops! Well, at least the OoC riff is ok! And this week it is, indeed, Chapter 1 of The Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkreig Debacle by Peter W. Guerin. Remember, all are invited to participate in the riff - no membership in the iJaG game required! Just come in, snark, and enjoy!