Dr. Clayton Forrester (
thebigmad) wrote in
itsjustooc2012-08-10 10:21 pm
OoC Riffs #3
[And then suddenly we find OoC Dr. Forrester, his OoC feed abruptly turning on as he runs to the screen. His eyes have an unholy glimmer to them, and in general, he looks feverish.]
HEY! Hey, look, if anyone has seen OoC TV's Frank anywhere!? I need to find him before he stumbles upon what I'm bringing to this year's OoC Evilos Alumni Roast! For that matter, if anyone sees a pizza with unusually sparkly-looking pepperoni pizza...I--no, not that kind of sparkle, get your mind out of the Meyer! That cheese is actually glistening with nitroglycerine and the pepperoni is edible trinitrotoluene which lights when anyone masticates a piece.
[At this, he actually looks a but smug.]
I...made it specially in mind for the roast's special guest this year, he beat me up in high school and stole my radium. Won't it be a blast, almost as much of a bomb as your experiment this time around. Which would be the first chapter of a crossover called The Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkreig Debacle.
Than is, if I can find my creation before-
"Heeey! Did someone pizza? Cool!...wow this pepperoni is thick!"
[Aaaaand cue panic.]
NO!! FRANK, FOR THE LOVE OF BRIAN BLESSED DON'T EAT-
*BOOOM*
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Oops! Well, at least the OoC riff is ok! And this week it is, indeed, Chapter 1 of The Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkreig Debacle by Peter W. Guerin. Remember, all are invited to participate in the riff - no membership in the iJaG game required! Just come in, snark, and enjoy!
HEY! Hey, look, if anyone has seen OoC TV's Frank anywhere!? I need to find him before he stumbles upon what I'm bringing to this year's OoC Evilos Alumni Roast! For that matter, if anyone sees a pizza with unusually sparkly-looking pepperoni pizza...I--no, not that kind of sparkle, get your mind out of the Meyer! That cheese is actually glistening with nitroglycerine and the pepperoni is edible trinitrotoluene which lights when anyone masticates a piece.
[At this, he actually looks a but smug.]
I...made it specially in mind for the roast's special guest this year, he beat me up in high school and stole my radium. Won't it be a blast, almost as much of a bomb as your experiment this time around. Which would be the first chapter of a crossover called The Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkreig Debacle.
Than is, if I can find my creation before-
"Heeey! Did someone pizza? Cool!...wow this pepperoni is thick!"
[Aaaaand cue panic.]
NO!! FRANK, FOR THE LOVE OF BRIAN BLESSED DON'T EAT-
*BOOOM*
-------------------------------
Oops! Well, at least the OoC riff is ok! And this week it is, indeed, Chapter 1 of The Misery Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkreig Debacle by Peter W. Guerin. Remember, all are invited to participate in the riff - no membership in the iJaG game required! Just come in, snark, and enjoy!
